Sadly I went into Facebook today for a routine checkup and came out with a rather grim prognosis. Dr Facebook informs me that Bryn Oh is not well. I said "Dr Facebook please just give me the news quick, I can take it!". He took off his very thick nerdy glasses, rubbed his eyes and said... "It does not look good Bryn. In fact you have just seven days to live". Had I not already been sitting down at my computer then I would have sat down heavily at the news. "How is this possible? I feel fine.. I exercise.. I post regularly.. I like things on occasion. I even poked someone once. Tell me doctor what am I stricken with?". He looked at me for a moment and said quietly... "Who are you?" I was taken aback. "Well I am Bryn Oh of course. We have known each other for five years since 2010. You delivered me when I was born...well born to Facebook Bryn existed long before that..but what do you mean who am I?" Dr Facebook placed his glasses back onto his nose slowly and looked out the window, hands clasped behind his back. "You only think you are Bryn Oh. We suspect you are really someone else. Please Bryn I would like you to leave my office. I can not be seen with you anymore.. not unless you can prove to me that you
|The first picture I posted to Facebook|
I looked at the next thing on my timeline from so long ago. It was a post by me saying "what have i got myself into?". I then replied to my own post saying "great comment bryn". Then I replied to myself yet again saying "yeah i agree with bryn that was great". Marjory Jasmin Paganelli liked both comments but Aino Baar only liked the second one. Olga Zee said ":))" which means she really really liked my comments more than just a :). Marjory then replied "don't worry; be happy". . .a famous quote". I actually already knew it was a famous quote but it was nice of her to say. Another tear ran down my cheek as I realized that I would never again have this type of conversation. I decided to myself on that bench that yes.. I won't worry and I will be happy for the next seven days.
Dear reader.. well dear reader on Facebook not on Blogger.. I am surprisingly healthy on Blogger, Youtube, G+ and others.. but you who are on Facebook. Don't be sad for me. I led a full life on Facebook watching cat videos and being poked and poking back. I am going to try to figure out what the Doctor meant when he said I was not Bryn Oh, and I fear that I may become weaker as the days pass.. but I will try to solve this mystery.